itsthejohnes ([info]itsthejohnes) wrote,

Bonsai

So, Saturday morning I roll out of bed around 12:30 or so. Usually on Saturday morning, I stumble out of bed, check my e-mail, see who is online, etc. I noticed Amber is online, so I said hi to her, and made it a point to rub it in that I had just woke up. We decided to meet at Caribou Coffee to hang out after I got ready for the day.

At Caribou, I hung out with Amber and her Mom. Afterwards I went up to out new office to check on the painters, then I went back to Amber's apartment to get her (dang) quesadilla maker. On the way to her apartment, I decided (for no reason) I wanted a bonsai tree. So we hopped in my car, and went to the nursery to see if they had them. On the way there, there was an Asian guy selling them by the side of the road! So we stopped there, and inquired.

He had small trees for $20, medium for $30 and large for $40. It was obvious he wanted to make a quick sale when I told him I didn't have $20 in my wallet to which he instantly replies "How much do you have?"

DING DING DING, we know know that he can be talked down.

We told him that we'd go to the bank to get some cash (and to the nursery to see if they had any). The nursery didn't have any bonsai trees, so we went to the bank and got $20. I gave Amber the $20 and $2 that I had in my wallet and told her to work her magic. She once talked a street vendor selling a Folex from $120 to $40, which is cool.

We drove back to the Asian guy and Amber talked him down to $22 for the medium tree in about 4 seconds.



I haven't decided how I want to shear it, I've looked at a few bonsai tree websites, but I haven't gotten any ideas yet. I also have to name him, so I need a decent name.

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[info]t0xicmadness

August 1 2005, 18:53:06 UTC 6 years ago

well hello mister too good to update anymore.
12:30 does NOT = morning
bonsai trees are awesome...you should shape it like boobs.
thats all.

[info]itsthejohnes

August 1 2005, 18:54:08 UTC 6 years ago

I Updated
12:30 is late morning
Post yours so I have something to go off of

[info]t0xicmadness

August 1 2005, 19:07:50 UTC 6 years ago

right there duh

12:30= AFTERnoon

[info]itsthejohnes

August 1 2005, 19:16:53 UTC 6 years ago

no, its still LATE morning

[info]t0xicmadness

August 1 2005, 19:38:22 UTC 6 years ago

then WHY is it called afternoon

[info]itsthejohnes

August 1 2005, 19:44:41 UTC 6 years ago

its also called Late Morning

[info]drkelso

August 1 2005, 20:30:09 UTC 6 years ago

women don't like the word "late"

you should know that by now.

[info]itsthejohnes

August 1 2005, 20:30:44 UTC 6 years ago

you are most wise beyond your years

[info]me_dammit

August 1 2005, 21:25:15 UTC 6 years ago

He is a Bonsai, I think his name is obvious. Bartholomew.

[info]itsthejohnes

August 1 2005, 21:35:06 UTC 6 years ago

thats brilliant

[info]me_dammit

August 1 2005, 21:39:19 UTC 6 years ago

Thank you, it just came to me.

Seriously, nice bonsai!

[info]myownrendition

August 2 2005, 04:03:13 UTC 6 years ago

this post was too long

/end cheat impression

[info]itsthejohnes

August 2 2005, 05:32:01 UTC 6 years ago

it just looks long due to the picture

[info]myownrendition

August 2 2005, 14:05:41 UTC 6 years ago

i'm biting my tongue.

[info]itsthejohnes

August 2 2005, 18:25:57 UTC 6 years ago

thats kinky

[info]pulbob

August 2 2005, 09:34:50 UTC 6 years ago

when will it be ready to roll and smoke?

[info]itsthejohnes

August 2 2005, 10:08:13 UTC 6 years ago

I'll have to get back to you with that one

[info]csiamber

August 10 2005, 09:22:33 UTC 6 years ago

Skills

You've gotta have skills - computer skills, swindling skills.

I'm just happy when other people can see me in action because sometimes when I tell stories of talking vendors down from their original asking price people look at me like I'm some sort of renegade. Bartering is just another art that I've honed and I'm thankful when I can share it with others.
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